There are a lot of good reasons why this song is on the list: 1) Rocking guitars! 2) Phone-dialing sound effects! C) It's a great exercise song! (It even gets a little faster towards the end, for a good exercising kick.) And, 4) There's a hint of "unrequitedness" to it, based on the fantasy vs. reality aspects of the lyrics.
But, come on, we all know the real reason this song is on the list:
Pants!!!
Yes, that's right, I said pants!
I'm not really sure why, but the idea of a grown-up, successful rock star like Billy Joel panting into the telephone in the middle of a song was especially funny and/or "cool" to a young teenage boy. (Not that I ever openly did any heavy breathing into a telephone.) (At least not on purpose.)
It's funny, but back in the day I....wait, what's that? That smell. What is that smell? Is it? Could it possibly be? Yes! Rich Corinthian leather!!!
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Sometimes a Fantasy is all you need! |
TATTOO: "Boss, who is that? She looks like a nice lady."
MR. ROARKE: "Ah, Tattoo, she is a very nice lady. That is Ms. Wanda Jenkins, a secretary from Topeka, Kansas."
Ms. Jenkins takes a sip from a drink with an umbrella in it.
TATTOO: "What is her fantasy?"
MR. ROARKE: "She simply wants to have a nice, quiet, relaxing weekend in a tropical island paradise."
TATTOO: "Sounds like an easy fantasy, Boss."
MR. ROARKE: "Ah, it's never as easy as it sounds, Tattoo. What Ms. Jenkins doesn't realize is how the decisions she makes on her nice, quiet, relaxing weekend in a tropical island paradise could mean the difference between a healthy-looking vacation suntan and a deadly, debilitating sunburn!"
"Sometimes a fantasy is all you need!"
COMING UP NEXT: Where's Peter Tork?
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