164: Don't Call Me Jughead

164. "I Like Hubcaps" by Brak [iTunes? Not that I can find. An unofficial YouTube link is here: Brak: I Like Hubcaps ]

It's the musical question somebody had to ask: Pineapple upside-down cake. Why's it upside down? WHY'S IT UPSIDE DOWN???

Brak is clearly one of the most under-appreciated comic geniuses of our time! It's like he's on his own little comic cloud. And nobody comes to visit him in his little cloud. (I don't know why. Probably because he's cutting muffins.) (Muffins? Oh baby, pass the butter!)

This is the third song of The Brak Trifecta. ("I Love Beans" didn't quite make the HondoJoe Top 200 cut, but "I Love You, Baby" did.)

Brak likes Charles Nelson Reilly, Veronica and Betty, and all kinds of corn. (ALL KINDS OF CORN!!!)

In fact, I'll go out on a limb and call Brak the funniest alien of all time! Yes, of all time. Who else makes the list? I'm glad you asked. Here are a few funny aliens that come to mind:

7. Jar Jar Binks

Funny has a middle name, and that middle name is "Jar."

6. Galactus

He's the Devourer of Worlds! (And he's got hockey sticks coming out of his hat!)

5. Mork from Ork

Might have been higher on this list if not for "Patch Adams."

4. Alf

Can you ever get tired of cat-eating jokes?

3. Marvin the Martian

It's funny when other people are angry. Very funny, indeed.

2. Mr. Spock

It may not seem logical, but this guy is a hoot!

1. Brak

Don't call him Jughead!

COMING UP NEXT: I forgot.