The Who's Who of the Not Hot

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The HondoJoe Top 200 Songs is an exciting list featuring music from a wide variety of exciting and talented musical artists doing exciting things in exciting ways. 

But, you just might be interested in a list of some of the greatest musical acts of all time who are not in the HondoJoe Top 200 Songs. The who's who of the not hot. It's quite a list.

There is no Madonna. No Prince. No Michael Jackson. No Janet Jackson. No Jermaine Jackson. No Tito Jackson. No LaToya Jackson. No Joe Jackson. No Jackson Browne.

No Led Zeppelin. No Def Leppard. No Van Halen. No Bon Jovi.

No Boston. No Kansas. No Alabama.

No America. No Europe. No Asia.

No Frankie Goes to Hollywood. No Franke & the Knockouts. No Frankie Valli. No Frankie Avalon. No Frankie Smith. No Frank Sinatra. No Frank Zappa. No Aretha Franklin.

No Murray Head. No Talking Heads. No Naked Eyes. No Badfinger. No Air Supply. No Belly.

No James Brown. No James Taylor. No James Blunt. No James Gang. No Rick James. No Tommy James (with or without the Shondells.) 

No Eagles. No Flock of Seagulls. No Byrds. No Fabulous Thunderbirds. No Sheryl Crow. No Black Crows. No Counting Crows.

No Donna Summer. No Donny Osmond. No Donnie Iris. No Don Henley. No Don McLean. No Don Ho. No Dawn (with or without Tony Orlando.)

No Falco. No Taco. No Wilco. No Dido. No Devo. No Meco. No Tony Orlando (with or without Dawn.)

No Peter Gabriel. No Peter Frampton. No Peter Wolf. No Peter Nero. No Peter Cetera. No Pete Yorn. No Peter, Paul and Mary.

No John Lennon. No John Fogerty. No John Cougar. No John Cougar Mellencamp. No John Mellencamp. No John Mayer. No John Davidson. No John Anderson. No John Parr. No Johnny Mathis. No Johnny Cash. No Robert John. No Elton John.

No Paul McCartney. No Paul Simon. No Paul Anka. No Paul Carrack. No Paul Davis. No Paul Shaffer. No Paula Abdul. No Paula Cole.

No George Harrison. No George Michael. No George Thorougood. No George Clinton. No George Chakiris. No George Liberace.

No Ringo Starr.

No Beach Boys. No Oak Ridge Boys. No Beastie Boys. No Backstreet Boys. No Boyz II Men. No Boys Don't Cry. No Pet Shop Boys. No Loverboy. No Boy George.

No Blues Brother. No Doobie Brothers. No Gatlin Brothers. No Statler Brothers. No Bellamy Brothers. No Smothers Brothers. No Hudson Brothers. No Righteous Brothers. No Jonas Brothers. No Brothers Johnson.

No Pointer Sisters. No Mandrell Sisters. No Sister Sledge. No Swing Out Sister. No Twisted Sister.

No Art of Noise. No Ace of Base. No Wall of Voodoo. No Fountains of Wayne.

No Jets. No Pilot. No Jefferson Airplane. No Jefferson Starship. No Starship. No Love and Rockets.

No Cake. No Cream. No Wild Cherry. No Hot Chocolate. No Vanilla Ice.

No Paul Young. No John Paul Young. No Young MC. No Fine Young Cannibals. No Musical Youth.

No Robert Plant. No Robert Palmer. No Robert Smith. No Robert Goulet. 

No Kenny Rogers. No Kenny Loggins. 

No Bruce Springsteen. No Bruce Hornsby. 

No Steve Perry. No Steve Lawrence. No Steve Winwood. No Steve Allen. No Stevie Ray Vaughan. No Stevie Wonder. No Stevie Nicks. No Steve Martin. No Cat Stevens. No Ray Stevens.

No Gary Numan. No Gary Glitter. No Gary Portnoy. No Gary Wright. No Gary Lewis. No Gary US Bonds.

No ABC. No REO. No OMD. No Run DMC. No BTO. No CCR.

No Duran Duran. No Mr. Mister. No Oingo Boingo. No Scritti Politti. No Chumbawamba. No Milli Vanilli. No Bananrama. No Kajagoogoo.

No Huey Lewis & the News. No Hall & Oates. No Eddie & the Cruisers. No KC & the Sunshine Band. No Mike & the Mechanics. No Martha & the Vandellas. No Kool & the Gang. No Hootie & the Blowfish. No Captain & Tennille. No Buckner & Garcia. No John Cafferty & the Beaver Brown Band. No Jan & Dean. No Godley & Creme. No Elmo & Patsy. No Derek & the Dominos. No Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods. No Simon & Garfunkel. No Pratt & McClain. No Sonny & Cher. No Mama's & Papa's. No LeBlanc & Carr. No Peaches & Herb. No Gladys Knight & the Pips. No Earth, Wind & Fire. No Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds. No England Dan & John Ford Coley. No Crosby, Stills & Nash. No Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.

No Chilliwack.

No Green Day. No Black Sabbath. No Blue Swede. No Golden Earring. No Red Hot Chili Peppers. No Yellowcard. No Black Flag. No White Stripes. No Deep Purple. 

No Elvis Presley. No Elvis Costello.

No Eddie Grant. No Eddie Money. No Eddie Arnold. No Eddie Rabbitt. No Ed Ames. No Edie Gorme. No Edie Brickell & New Bohemians.

No Eddie Murphy. No Don Johnson. No Patrick Swayze. No Bruce Willis.

No Little River Band. No Charlie Daniels Band. No Marshall Tucker Band. No Climax Blues Band. No Greg Kihn Band. No Average White Band. No Dave Matthews Band. No Gap Band. No Starland Vocal Band.

No Herbie Hancock. No Chris Cornell. No Lyle Lovett. No Joan Jett. No Chubby Checker.

No Harry Chapin. No Terry Jacks. No Morris Albert.

No Wang Chung. No Moving Pictures. No Information Society. No Glass Moon. No Steel Breeze. No Modern English. No Bad English. No Bad Company. No Dire Straits. No Bee Gees. No Night Ranger. No Rolling Stones.

No Yes.

And that's just to name a few.

COMING UP NEXT: Mentioning the Honorables.

Toodles,

Hondo